And finally… slap in the face
A local government department responsible for maintaining city parks was subject a full police investigation after an employee allegedly smacked a co-worker with a dildo.
Police were called in to investigate after a woman working for the New York department allegedly slapped a male co-worker in the head with a dildo while working together.
Officers said no serious injuries resulted from the assault but the incident remains under investigation, Brooklyn Paper reports.
A spokesperson for the Parks Department said managers had already issued disciplinary action over the incident.